I have an interview this week at a historic site associated with Abraham Lincoln.
My brother's advice: "You know how you can get that job? Tell them you'd TOTALLY SLEEP WITH LINCOLN
."
He also suggested that I could impress the director by sharing these facts in the interview:
- Lincoln's cottage was not made out of Lincoln Logs. This is a common misconception.
- The house was also not made from Lincoln himself, though he was a large man and could easily have been hollowed out for living space.
- Due to Lincoln's lactose intolerance, the cottage was also not constructed of cottage cheese, though this was a common cottage-building material in the 19th century.
- Lincoln was the first president who was also a professional wrestler. His signature move was "The Lincolning."
- He was also our first black president.
My sister-in-law's comment during this phone call:
"Why do you always set your sister up for failure?"
Edited to add the following: Michael informs me that the second fact should read "The house was also not made from Lincoln himself, though he was a large man and could easily have been hollowed out for living space in the manner of the Taft Apartments."
Also: Thanks to
this Etsy seller, I actually CAN sleep with Lincoln!