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Did you hear the one about Kansas changing their state standards for science in public schools?

The self-described "creation scientists" were talking about this on my shower radio this morning. Creation scientists! For the love. Science = natural, creation = supernatural. You can't get much more oxymoronic. Or just regular old moronic, really. Go ahead and have all the faith you want. That doesn't bother me. Just don't pretend it's science and don't force it on the rest of us.

The Baltimore City Paper does have a nice little column on The Aristocrats this week, though. Way to stay in the game, First Amendment!